I know close to 27 squillion songs.  All but about 7 of them are songs for kids.

So why have I been singing Bizet for the last week?

Because the Toreador song lends itself perfectly to personalized lyrics.

Dor-RIE-a-Dor-a, don’t sit step spit on the floor!
Use the cuspidor, that’s what it’s for.
DOR-rie-Dor-a doo doo doo doo DOO,
Dor-RIE Dor-a DOO DOO

Hey, it’s better than telling you all about how I busted out my hard core singing voice for real for the first time since college with a song in which the only word was “poop.”  (Does it make it better that the it was Bach?  The alto part to the St. Matthew Passion?  No?)

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